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« on: March 03, 2006, 03:06:38 PM »

For those of you who have been saving for your retirement by investing in
the stock market, you may want to read the following bulletin:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock a year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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